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vikingserket:


wakaswagihomie:

I TRIED TO TAKE A PICTURE OF YEEHAW YAWNING AND

is your cat called yeehaw

vikingserket:

wakaswagihomie:

I TRIED TO TAKE A PICTURE OF YEEHAW YAWNING AND

is your cat called yeehaw

(via orgasmic-humor)

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scorpiofactsdaily:

Beware a kind Scorpio, for they are only plotting your demise.

the-foxiest-box:


HOMESTUCK まとめ | Pizcu
✥ please do not remove the source.

the-foxiest-box:

HOMESTUCK まとめPizcu

✥ please do not remove the source.

(via punpunichu)

im-horngry:


Oreos - As Requested!

im-horngry:

Oreos - As Requested!

(via im-horngry)

Magic Palace Of What The Fuck Is Going On

Anonymous said: A little baby elephant stumbles into your askbox, holding a small letter in his mouth. He hands the note to you, “I love you. You are a wonderful, loved person." Pass it on to the first ten people on your dash anonymously.

barebackinq:

seaofolives:

Tom and Chris moments in Thor: The Dark World gag reel → Campy Chris

And Nat Portman looking reeeally, really awkward in the background.

(via thescarykitty)

catcomixzstudios:

Hey short people! Looking for a way to get taller?

Try replacing your feet with LIVE BEARS. You’ll be taller AND have two LIVE BEARS ATTACHED TO YOUR BODY.

(via katolilly)

dragondicks:

wolfenpilot687:

dragondicks:

fun games I like to play in public to stop myself stessing out from anxiety: secretly assign fursonas to strangers around you

I do this all the time, but I end up with a boner, help.

image

(via ogrin)

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

(via tattooed-disappointment)

clacl:


enochschoiceass:

enochschoiceass:

enochschoiceass:

enochschoiceass:

enochschoiceass:

enochschoiceass:

OK NO I HAVE HAD THIS HAMBURGER FOR TWENTY MINUTES AND EVERY TIME I GO TO EAT IT I FIND MYSELF DISTRACTED WITH SOMETHING I AM SO ANGRY.

aRE YOU FUCKIN-

GOD DAMMI-

FUCK.


if you are reading this i have given up trying to eat this hamburger

he has taken nesting to my jacket

i have taken to this hamburger. i love him. his name is gregory.

and yet……….


he longs for his hamburger brethren

i know what i must do


BE FREE MY CHILD

MAY I HAVE RAISED YOU BETTER THAN MY OWN PARENTS RAISED ME

friendly reminder that this was me only a year ago so think about that before you befriend me

clacl:

enochschoiceass:

enochschoiceass:

enochschoiceass:

enochschoiceass:

enochschoiceass:

enochschoiceass:

OK NO I HAVE HAD THIS HAMBURGER FOR TWENTY MINUTES AND EVERY TIME I GO TO EAT IT I FIND MYSELF DISTRACTED WITH SOMETHING I AM SO ANGRY.

aRE YOU FUCKIN-

GOD DAMMI-

FUCK.

if you are reading this i have given up trying to eat this hamburger

image

he has taken nesting to my jacket

i have taken to this hamburger. i love him. his name is gregory.

image

and yet……….

image

he longs for his hamburger brethren

image

i know what i must do

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BE FREE MY CHILD

image

MAY I HAVE RAISED YOU BETTER THAN MY OWN PARENTS RAISED ME

friendly reminder that this was me only a year ago so think about that before you befriend me

(via homestuckindisguise)

assgod:

YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I

assgod:

YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I

(Source: assgod, via destiel-is-my-canon)

shes-a-rebel-shes-a-sa-aint:

perfectionstoomainstream:

I’ve saved this since March to post.


I FUCKING LOVE YOU YES YES YES I WAS THINKING THIS TODAY TOO I POSTED IT EVERYWHERE

shes-a-rebel-shes-a-sa-aint:

perfectionstoomainstream:

I’ve saved this since March to post.

I FUCKING LOVE YOU YES YES YES I WAS THINKING THIS TODAY TOO I POSTED IT EVERYWHERE

(via homestuckindisguise)

rachelisaflameprincess:

bendydicks:

considerthishippie:

Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.

oh

i was not prepared for that

(via captoring)

instagrarn:

"You have so much potential!! i know you can do better!!"image

(Source: instagrarn, via pimp-eridan)